there is no X in espresso
Look closely - there is no X in the word espresso.
If you're one of the clueless dorks who pronounces the
name of this beverage "expresso,"
there's no time to waste - run outside right now, stand up
next to the nearest brick wall, and shoot yourself in the
No, no, no - don't try to explain, don't try to justify
your behavior - there is no excuse. I don't care how cute
it sounds when you cram in the x,
and don't even try to blow a bunch of smoke at me
about a lame play on words between 'express' and 'espresso.'
Just go outside right now and take yourself out of the gene