The Bubble
In the end, it was the unwanted attention that did me in.
I was doing research in several areas, trying to figure out
the best way to share my discovery, when Fate threw me a loop.
You think it's easy to break the news of a discovery like this
to the world? What would you do? Submit a paper for
publication in Nature or Scientific American
and watch your world fall apart while the peer-review process
plodded along and the whole world came clamoring to your doorstep?
Try to get a patent on the new idea, only to have every huckster
on Earth come to you with shady proposals to buy the manufacturing
rights and screw their competition? Publish the idea on the Internet,
only to have some tin-pot dictator from a banana republic send his
goons to kidnap you for his private research staff? Believe me,
bub -- if this sort of thing ever happens to you, it will not take
you too long to realize you've got a tiger by the tail. Hanging
on might not be all that appealing, but God help you if you let go.
Anyway, I was wrestling with all these options when the storm came.
I had taken a break from pacing back and forth in the basement to
come upstairs and pour a cup of coffee when I happened to look out
the window and see the clouds whirling about; sheer dumb luck on
my part, but I saw the wind shifting direction and got worried.
A minute later, after checking the clouds and looking around outside,
I knew we were in deep trouble. Without really thinking too much
about it, I ran downstairs and set up the device to generate a
hundred-foot bubble. I threw the switch just as I heard a deep thrumming
sound echo down the stairs, and then Gagarin and I sat quietly in the
basement as the tornado howled past overhead.
When the noise died down, I went upstairs. I looked out the windows
in amazement at the devastation; apparently, the tornado had barreled
straight through my neighborhood. Debris was everywhere; boards and
pink insulation were scattered all over the place, and the homes of
my neighbors were shattered wrecks. I ran out the front door and
made it halfway into the street before I ran headlong into the
bubble.
The sudden impact knocked the wind out of me, and I found myself
sprawled on the asphalt, shaking my head and wondering why the
air before me had suddenly turned to stone. When I cleared my
head, I remembered the device in my basement; I ran downstairs
and switched it off, then shot back out of the house to see if
any of my neighbors were buried in the rubble. I helped clear
the debris covering the entrance to Jim's basement when I heard
him digging at the pile from underneath, and soon I grasped his
hand and pulled him out into the open. He slapped the dust from
his clothes, looked around at the devastation, and then asked
the question that sealed my fate.
"How come YOUR house wasn't hit?"
I froze in my tracks, turned, and looked back. There, right in
the middle of the tornado's track, my house stood. Completely
unscathed. Not a shingle missing, not a limb broken on the
tree in the front yard, not a blade of grass out of place.
I mumbled some inane remark about freak winds and blind luck,
but when I turned back to face Jim, I saw the look in his eyes.
He knew that something strange had happened, and I knew I was in
deep, deep trouble.
The news crews arrived before dark.
I had retired to the basement, knowing that my instinctive action
to save Gagarin and myself had set in motion a chain of events
that would doubtless have serious consequences. I tried to come
up with a way out of the mess I was in, but I had no time to think.
I debated destroying the device, trying to concoct some story that
would satisfy the curiosity of the people converging on the disaster
scene, but I knew no story would turn away the curious and I could
not bring myself to destroy the device. The knowledge was there, in
my brain, and I knew that destroying the device would not solve the
problem.
I might have gotten away from the situation, had it not been for the
videotape shot by the news crew in the helicopter. Freakish things
happen in tornadoes all the time, and I was hoping to just lie low
and let the media storm blow over, but the chopper's camera showed
the whole world my secret. Over and over, they played the tape on
the news -- overhead shots of a tornado track five hundred feet
wide through a residential neighborhood, oddly punctuated by a
perfect circle of completely undisturbed lawn with a completely
untouched house in the middle. It was pretty obvious; even small
children were asking their parents, "Daddy, what made that circle
around the green house that kept the tornado away?"
I was doomed, and I knew it.
I ignored the doorbell and the people knocking, and shortly afterwards
I unplugged the telephone. It certainly did not take the news crews
long to track me down; so much for my unlisted telephone number.
Even in the basement, I could hear the shouting outside; the news
hounds figured I was inside, so they abandoned the doorbell and the
polite knocks in favor of screaming questions and challenges at the
top of their voices. They sounded to me like baying hounds, eager
for the scent of prey. I turned up the stereo and listened to
music for a while.
After a few hours, I got bored, switched off the stereo, and turned
on the TV. That was a mistake.
In the six hours after the tornado, all the local news outfits had
had time to field 'live remote' crews in my neighborhood. After
those worthies had done their bit, the spin doctors and tape editors
back at the station had their turn. By the time I tuned in, my
little enigma had grown so large that it had its own customized
graphics and 'media command posts' on four channels. Whatever
notions I had entertained about my privacy were quickly laid to
rest as I watched my life history flash across the screen.
I sat there and watched, oddly detached as I listened to thirty
different 'experts' analyze the events of the day. To me, the
most disturbing part of the whole deal was the implicit assumption
that I was somehow evil because no one could explain the bubble.
I realize that we all share a human tendency to desire order and
rational explanations for puzzling phenomena, but the media seemed
to take it as a personal insult when they were faced with something
inexplicable. Rather than marveling at something new and unexpected,
they spent their time making dark speculations about what I had
'done to create this mystery' and 'what secrets lurked in my soul.'
I was eerily reminded of the Salem witch trials.
When the police showed up, I got really worried. The news reports
had taken a rather alarming tone of late, and I began to be concerned
for my own safety. Gagarin took all this in stride, naturally, but
I was a bit more upset.
"POLICE! OPEN UP!"
I nearly fell out of my chair in fright. The officer upstairs sounded
pretty serious. I glared at Garagin as if to blame him for the whole
sorry mess, but he ignored me steadfastly. I went upstairs.
I opened the door and smiled weakly at the officer standing there,
and he caught himself just as he was about to deliver another bellow
at the front door. Before he could speak, I hatched a desparate plan
and bellowed in his face.
"GET THESE PEOPLE BACK! IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN AGAIN! GET THESE
PEOPLE AWAY FROM THE HOUSE!"
Before he could react, I slammed the door in his face and dashed
back downstairs. I watched his reaction on the television; he
shot across the yard and conferred with his fellow officers.
After dozens of frantic radio calls, the police started screaming
at the crowd, shooing them away from the house. When I saw that
everyone was at a safe distance, I reactivated the device and
regenerated the bubble.
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