The Bubble
Things were quieter after that, but interest in my situation
intensified by the hour.
Some of the more enterprising media people began to edge closer to
the house, and the police tried to keep them back. Since the cops
did not know what I had done (or anything at all about the bubble,
for that matter, except the odd circular region it had maintained
in the tornado's path), they focused on keeping the media people
at a reasonable distance from the house. It would not have taken a
rocket scientist out there to suspect that there might be something
funny about the boundary of that mysterious circle, but no one
put two and two together until the first officer backed into the
bubble as he retreated before an advancing wave of reporters.
The officer stopped backing up rather suddenly, then looked quickly
over his shoulder and then yelled at the top of his lungs when he
saw nothing behind him that would have stopped him. He waved his
arms, still yelling, and fell against the bubble's surface two or
three times as he tried to regain his balance. The waving and yelling
got all the other officers excited, and when they got excited the
crowd went wild. Most of them turned and fled, tripping over each
other as they ran from the house.
After a few minutes, a handful of reporters edged closer to the
bubble, now aware that there was some sort of invisible barrier
in place. They touched the bubble, pounded on it with their fists,
and one of them grabbed a handful of gravel and tossed it at the
bubble. I grinned as the pebbles stopped at the bubble's surface
and then slid slowly down along the bubble to the ground; as I looked
at the dumbfounded expression on the reporter's face, I knew exactly
what he was thinking. I suppose my jaw dropped the same way the
first time I threw pebbles at my prototype bubble.
What drew these people onward? As I watched the whole drama unfold
on television, I was struck by the fact that every one of them was
compelled, drawn to the enigma like moths to a flame. I knew from
my research that the bubble was harmless, but they didn't; for all
they knew, touching the bubble might bring instant death. Even if
they had known that in advance, I'm not sure it would have stopped
them. They were so obsessed with the puzzle and "the people's right
to know" that they would have covered that story at the cost of their
own lives, I think. Taken as individuals, I might have been able to
get through to them -- maybe I could have explained what was going
on and we could have reached some kind of understanding. Once they
formed into an anonymous mass of reporters, though, all hope was lost.
They banded together like white blood cells fighting off an infection,
and all hope of meaningful dialogue was lost. They would not rest
until I was categorized, compartmentalized, and neatly packaged
for the nightly news, either as a criminal, a casualty, or both.
The problem was not just with the media, either. The whole society
was beginning to treat me as an invading bacteria, surrounding me
with scrutiny and layers of defensive measures. The media corps
was the first line of defense, but the 'man in the street' interviews
showed that my neighbors and others in the city now saw me as some
sort of obscure threat as well. As I watched, I saw any hope I might
have had about surviving this experience with any semblance of a
normal life disappear.
When I heard the reporters speak of a 'special military unit' on its
way, I had to laugh. I could only imagine what sort of team was being
formed, and I had a sneaking suspicion that the team would be carrying
weapons instead of physics textbooks and laboratory gear. I decided
to go upstairs and watch the show 'live' instead of cowering in the
basement and watching it on television. Besides, I figured some
bright soul would get the idea to cut my electricity sooner or later;
the underground power lines had survived the storm and
the device was battery powered, but turning
off my lights and TV would no doubt seem like a logical course of
action to some SWAT team or another.
On the way out of the house, I poured the contents of the coffee pot
into a Thermos bottle and switched off the pot. Grabbing a chair, I
headed out into the front yard.
The roar of the crowd hit me like a wave, and within seconds I was
the focus of half a dozen spotlight beams. I ambled out into the yard,
dropped the chair, and sat in it. Reporters piled up against police
officers at the part of the bubble closest to me, and I soon gave
up trying to understand the babble of voices. Whirring video cameras
and strobing flash guns turned the scene into a surreal nightmare;
I just poured a cup of coffee, took a sip, and waited. I watched
the media frenzy over the rim of my mug, hoping that they would all
calm down in a few minutes so that we could talk a little, but the
hysteria continued unabated. I could see the support crews for
competing news teams sneaking around in the background, unplugging
each other's equipment so as to disable coverage from enemy stations.
People were elbowing each other aside, screaming in each other's
faces, and the situation turned ugly pretty quickly. Soon, the police
were wading through the crowd, shoving combatants apart and trying
to restore order. As if on cue, the whole crowd turned on the police,
screaming about "freedom of the press" and the "right to know."
The officers, frustrated by their inability to get to me inside
the bubble, got rougher with the crowd. Pepper spray and handcuffs
came out, and more officers poured into the area to establish
control. I never did get the chance to speak rationally with a
single member of the media.
When the riot broke out, the police sent Sharpe in to start
'negotiating' with me. Faced with a completely novel situation,
the law enforcement community dealt with it the best they could;
they searched their playbooks for a scenario that closely resembled
mine, and responded accordingly. Apparently, the closest match
they could find was "lunatic holed up with possible hostages,"
so they called for their hostage negotiator, Captain Sharpe.
Sharpe is a good guy; don't get me wrong. He was just a bit out
of his depth, that's all. We spent twenty minutes talking about
whether or not I had any family members or other people inside
the house, but I finally convinced him (I think) that there was
no one home but Gagarin and I. Then, he asked me what I was doing,
and he seemed a little taken aback when I admitted that I had no
idea. He asked me if there was anything I wanted, and I asked him
if he could get all these media people out of here. He promised
to look into it. We chatted for quite a while about various things;
I'm sure this is what negotiators do in order to build a relationship
with the people they face in crisis situations. I was pleasant
enough; I was pretty well resigned to my fate and was only sitting
out there to watch the military team arrive, but I knew he was just
trying to do his job and I saw no reason to be rude.
The helicopters showed up within an hour; huge, ugly machines that
shattered the night with the blast of their rotors and skewered
everyone in sight with laser-like searchlight beams. Squads of
soldiers poured out and began barking orders at everyone as they
established a perimeter. One fresh-faced twenty-something soldier
dashed up to Sharpe.
"Sorry, sir, but you'll have to leave the area."
Sharpe's jaw dropped, and he stood to face the young man with
the automatic weapon. Before he could speak, I did.
"AT EASE, SOLDIER! This man is talking to me, and our conversation
is no business of yours! Unless you want to undertake the consequences
of pissing me off, I suggest you keep your distance!"
The soldier was brave, but not stupid. Since the Crazy Man In The
Bubble (moi) had just threatened him and given him an excellent
excuse to withdraw (or at least trot off and get additional
instructions from Headquarters), he saw nothing wrong with simply
nodding briskly and striding away.
Sharpe turned to me with a stunned look on his face, and I winked
at him. We both took our seats, and I poured more coffee. I watched
the soldiers set up all manner of complicated machinery, which seemed
to require (it seemed to me) an inordinate amount of running back
and forth, shouted orders, and salutes. The media ate it up; they
found all that activity much more interesting than continual
coverage of two guys sitting in chairs in a yard.
Our conversation drifted along for a while, and then I must have
drifted off. Sharpe's comment woke me:
"You have to come out sometime, you know."
It's near dawn now, and I suspect more surprises are on their way.
I'm writing this narrative in hopes that it may shed some light
on the events of the past few days, because I really don't expect
to survive the next few days or weeks. Our society is simply too
good at searching out, encircling, and eliminating everything
unknown, unusual, or inexplicable to let me live. I can see that,
and at this point I don't particularly care any more. I'm not
going to tell you how the bubble works, no matter how this sorry
drama plays out. Call me petty, mean-spirited, or whatever you
like; I call it revenge. You can kill me if you want to, or if
your society is pathologically averse to the kind of enigma I
represent, but I can damn well carry the secret to my grave just
for the sheer satisfaction of spiting you all.
Just in case you're wondering; I'm not crazy. You people are crazy.
For the moment, I have you safely institutionalized outside the
bubble.
One last thing -- if you have any shred of decency left in you,
take care of Gagarin.
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